Russell Peters, you're just too awesome.

Two cheapest races in the world:
1. Indians
2.Chinese

Let's put them in a situation- A Louis Vuitton shop having a sales.

Indians will walk pass it everyday, but never once step foot in it.
"They're not even having their best sale,no thank you" (indian accent)

Sale or no sale.Chinese people will walk into the shop every single day but they never buy shit.
Salesman asked" Can I help you sir?"
Chinese guy: Um, no I'm just looking.
The minute the salesman walk away, Chinese guy whoops out his camera "cha ching cha ching"
Emails the pictures to Hong Kong. "Make this bag quickly and sell it to the Indians" (Chinese accent)

ANOTHER JOKE

Russell Peters's theory: The smaller your dick, the more you'll have sex.
Why?
Answer: Look at the two largest population in the world.Thats the Chinese and Indians. xD!!